Glomp

To jump on a person expecting them to either catch you or fall down. Most likely you will fall if said person is bigger than you.
I was just minding my own business, when she ran out of nowhere and glomped me!
by RoseRed Heart January 09, 2009
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a glomp is when a lady runs, jumps, opens her legs and suctions on with her vagina to another friend....
Girl: OMG *runs, jumps, opens legs*
person: I'VE BEEN GLOMPED!!! how deep is your glomp?
Girl: it's the deepest!
by bladderfaceman December 09, 2010
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a dangerous attack used by fat anime faggot fangirls wherein they charge at the target and tackle him/her/it with all 350 pounds of blubbering fat they posess. DO NOT confuse this as an friendly or affectionate maneuver. There is no way that someone as fat and ugly as these faggots crushing you with their oily mass could be considered friendly.
After that buttertroll glomped me, I couldn't walk for a week. Plus I can still smell her horrible stink.
by Ransom January 04, 2005
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As her pussy grool drips down my shaft, and off my balls, I glomped, filling her to the brim.
by Donaldglomp October 10, 2016
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What Shelley does.
A cross between a hug and a tackle or sometimes a pounce, usually a friendly form of greeting.
Shelley: "M!!! Hi!" *glomps*
M: "Choking! not breathing!"
Shelley: *crushes ribs*
by Duskatala October 08, 2011
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an awesome tackle hug by the glomp master Goddess
Goddess glomped everyone she saw!
by Tetty October 04, 2008
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to grab the penis area and cause it to erect. Usually done by the opposite sex.
She glomped me!!!, The tiger Glomped you. I want to glompe you...
by adjad May 04, 2006
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