Globalsexual

A person who is attracted (and wants to fuck) everything. Like homosexual for a person who is attracted to someone of the same sex, heterosexual to someone of the opposite sex and bisexual to both genders.

Dog: Am I gay?
Dude: I don´t know. Are you attracted to man dogs?
Dog: Yes.
Dog: And lady dogs
Dog: And chairs
Dog: And pillows
Dog: And ducks
Dog: I want to make love to the whole world
Dude: Right. You're Globalsexual

by wallo June 29, 2012

Global dimming

the growing belief that humanity is

getting dumber as time passes

p1: dude you hear about the guys who attempted to

bungie jump using hundreds of rubber bands?

p2: yeah man its just more proof of global dimming

by koutsu August 20, 2012

globbering

Shoving your ballsack to a person's throat while receiving oral and trying to gag them as to make a Turkey noise.

Ashton decided globbering her would be fun.

by Kenbrig December 6, 2018

Global Poop Network

The Global Poop Network, or GPN, is the idea that all forms of restrooms are connected and have a interconnected system of plumbing. There are multiple ways of being able to access the GPN. If you are at home, the office, or the bar those connections are usually public and see a lot of heavy traffic. Remote connections are usually seen in houses that have septic tanks or outhouses. There are even instances where the GPN is accessible via WiFi. This is most commonly seen on tour busses, airplanes, and larger watercraft.

Person 1: Hey do you want to get coffee in a little bit?

Person 2: Maybe, I have to log onto the Global Poop Network and upload some data.

Person 1: Whats that?

Person 2: Do you have a minute for me to explain?

by The Thinnest Thin Mint August 3, 2019

global naked day

global naked day (December 15th) is a day where you get naked for the whole day, going outside with clothes is optional but everyone participating in global naked day MUST be naked inside the house

Hey, have you heard that today is global naked day? What are clothes for? Let's get naked and be horny.

by edgymofo December 11, 2021

Counter-Strike: Global Offensive

Pretty much Call of Duty for Russians.

Эй , вы собираетесь в Counter-Strike: Global Offensive турнир в эти выходные ?

by twilight the fat wizard July 29, 2016

gobbage

Any garbage in or from Boston.

Dogs love gobbage. Dogs love any kind of garbage.

by Arf Arf June 16, 2008