Glazer

Busting a nut and covering most of the surface of your balls with cum, just like a glazed donut

Bro, yesterday i did a double glazer and now i can stick pretty much anything to my balls

What.

by Sgt. Pepper himself February 14, 2024

OpposingFork's Glazer

OpposingFork's Glazer is a dangerous can, syrian communist that hates the opposingfork creative urbans, producing propaganda like an assadist and saying they are schizo made stories, which is not true, the trade mark OpposingFork's is licensced and marketed by opposingfork

OpposingFork's Glazer is the best urban hater

by Dako123 June 1, 2025

Glazer

Someone who speaks cold hard facts.

A glazer is an intellectual who speaks the unbiased, objective truth.

"Wow he is so truthful and trustworthy, he is such a glazer"

by Supper lord grape November 28, 2024

Kristen Glazer

An extremely attractive human being of the female gender.

Dude, look at that Kristen glazer over there.

by Billy Vanderploonk February 14, 2013

Chad Glazer

Aka black pill guys who "worship" Chad. They think that if you're not a "Chad", you can't/won't get a girlfriend.

Man, that guy is such a Chad Glazer. He worships "Chad" and thinks that's all it takes to get women.

by Enko247 September 8, 2025

Weezer Glazer

Guy who glazes Weezer

I'm a Weezer Glazer

by PixelyGuy December 17, 2023

Glazered

To have a reversal of fortune that is well deserved. Similar to being Munsoned.

He decided to stop paying taxes and was eventually Glazered by the IRS.

by Chinyano March 11, 2025