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garfer

Garfer is a sometimes fatal sexually transmitted disease that attacks the digestive system. It is most easily contracted during anal sex. Symptoms include (but are not limited to): mild bleeding following anal sex or bowel movements, stomach cramps or discomfort, diarrhea, fatigue, and muscle aches. Usually this disease in contracted through anal sex, but it is also possible to get it from vaginal and/or oral sex. There is no known way to prevent this disorder except for abstinence. If you have any of these symptoms, you should contact a doctor immediately.
I don't want to catch the garfer, so I abstain from all forms of sexual intercourse.
by lexi November 22, 2004
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Glare Witch

A name used to describe someone who is lackin hair on one or more parts of the head.
"Did you see that par 3 golf course on the back of Donald's head?" "I would've if I could get passed the glare. He's the Glare Witch!"
by Boo Bare December 25, 2007
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Glarseholes

Wearers of Google Glass in the UK.
Film the River Thames not the patrons of the pub, you Glarseholes!
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Glarfendingaling

Trying to do important but putting no real effort into it but other people may think you are.
Ie, I was cleaning the refuse around my house.
I/he was glarfendingaling around m/his house with the appearance of cleaning my/his-her house.
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gnarfer

one who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles. to gnarf. pronounce guh-narf.
dude, i totally suspect you of being a gnarfer.
by hurkuloid October 18, 2008
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Glarfl

The word used when opening a bottle of ketchup without shaking it first, and tomato liquid comes out.
Guy 1: I just got a new bottle of ketchup for the hot dogs.
Guy 2: Sweet *opens bottle without shaking* DAMN IT, I GOT GLARFL ON MY HOT DOG!
by Heccing WEABOO December 20, 2019
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garfelling

Having intercourse with the loose skin folds on a person's neck.
I immediately regretted entering the room without knocking as I witnessed Mitch and Donald garfelling one another on the floor.
by ChoGuth December 3, 2020
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