Fat Gilbert

You shit inside a sock and smack someone in the face with it!! lmfao!

The other day i froze my fat gilbert and hit my redneck fuck head friend in the face!

by Farmer Garza May 1, 2010

Gideon Gilmore

The Lord himself. Maker of the eternal and instant classic of instrumentation entitled 'A Dark Road,' which enlightens the listener to the meaning of life instantly. When heard for the first time, progressive rock legends David Gilmour and Jimmy Page immediately collapsed and knew their work was done, and the song was the reason for the death of Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh. If it couldn't get any better, the legend himself released a 1 hour EP called Gideon Gilmore, which featured masterpieces such as "Metal Madness" and "A Mental Descent" which instantly became recognized as the peak of human achievement and instrumental composition. Music teachers from all around the world preached to their pupils about how unbelievably good the Gideon Gilmore EP was and how masterfully Gideon played all the instruments.

Person 1: "Man, did you hear that new Gideon Gilmore?"
Person 2: "I know, it was so good but I can't even explain why..."

by kapperoni and cheese April 14, 2021

Gilbert

Gilbert is the boy that i wanna kiss hes got lovely music taste he treats you like a princess hes so sweet and he’ll always make sure you feel safe and happy. He is the most handsomest boy in the universe he never fails to make you smile and most importantly i love gil and im happy for all the things hes done for me.

“hey remember Gilbert?” ofc i do how could i forget him

by Afr4h May 20, 2022

elena gilbert

A badass human turned vampire in love with both Salvatore brothers and constantly somehow in trouble that involves Stefan and Damon to be shirtless. Often compared to as the luckiest character in TVD.

Girl 1: Delena for life
Girl 2: nah b your stupid stelena obviously wins

Girl 1: whatever but Elena Gilbert is so lucky to be in both ships

by pinkfluffyvampires December 12, 2016

gilbert gottfried

A talented stand-up comedian who occasionally graces the airwaves by sitting in during the news segment of the Howard Stern show. Performs various schticks/routines and will inject amusing sound bites while Robin reads the news. He is very funny. Also does a good parrot schtick for those Disney Aladdin movies. Some people say that he has an annoying voice and/or laugh but hey, that's Gilbert, you either like him or you don't, just like Howard.

Gilbert does a great Jerry Seinfeld impression!

by A true fan of a true genius May 17, 2004

Gilberto

Good looking, talented, extremely sexy, kind hearted and loving. Has nice butt in football pants. Loves God and his family. Good to everyone who comes into his life. Very horny kid. Numero Uno...

“I wanna be a Gilberto when I grow up”

by jefreyandrews June 21, 2018

gilder

Adjective meaning low-class, unkempt, prone to or resembling the product of inbreeding. Etymology: originated in Granville, NY, in reference to the Van Gilder family.

Do I need to change for dinner? No, I'll just go dressed like a gilder.

by Jonathan Victor Hall January 11, 2008