GI Ho

Any Female GI is a GI Ho. She is typically stupider and weaker then her male counterpart and never makes it quite far. She makes up for this with her extreme violent, vigourous, sexually deviant, greasy butt sex. She never is the reciever and gladly will shove her strap on penis into every guy she meets, much to their discomfort.

I met this great girl at the bar last night she seemed so nice until I got her home. She knocked the fucked out of me and took her pants off revealing a strap on which she then slammed into my butthole. It hurt as bad as getting a schlaktus shoved in there! I guess she must've been a GI Ho

by Dr. Schlaktus March 9, 2009

gi joe

The All American Hero.

Wherever there is trouble, GI Joe is there.

by Homosexual Cowboy man November 29, 2002

GI cocktail

The act of having a marine, an army, a navy and and air force dude huddled together in a circle jerk over the open mouth of a foreign girl. Upon climax the quartet shoot semen into the girls mouth, leaving her with a warm, sticky protien filled, beverage. This concoction resembles a medication given in the ER.

I thought about giving this girl a happy nate, but instead I called my buddies and she got a GI cocktail

by Hammy J January 8, 2011

gis crazy

1. going on a spree of looking for images
2. going insane after having screwed around with databases, for long periods of time, in the attempts to make maps on Geographic Information Systems (GIS)

"He's going gis crazy, must recently joined fark.com"
"She's gone gis crazy working in the Magellan Lab 22 hours straight"

by Jon C March 16, 2005

gi joe

government issue joe.

the standard model the U.S. government issues foreign nations in case of war.

He is a regular gi joe, currently kicking ass in Iraq

by GI JOE August 28, 2003

gi gorgeous

girl who is massive and somehow sexy at the same time. Giant and Gorgeous.

Chadwick: "Dude Catrina gained so much weight, shes like 400 lbs."
Freddy: "mmm ya but she is gi gorgeous now dude"

by cor October 2, 2004

Gi Jew

A present/toy, often received by Nazi children. Gi Jew is often accompanied by an Easy Bake Oven.

That Nazi boy is bound to put Gi Jew in that Easy Bake Oven.

by Niiiiicccckkkk January 6, 2012