pro gaymer

a geek/tosser/drinker of jolt cola

who spends 172hrs a day playing games cos they are pro.

by Anonymous April 13, 2003

gaymer

A gamer who is lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, or any other member of the LGBTQ+ community.

Person 1: My friend's lesbian
Person 2: Cool, is she a gaymer?

by Miss Nymphia December 1, 2020

White geyser

when a woman who has just had a baby sprays breast milk at you during sex

I had mary in the missonary position last night and when I wasn't looking she gave me a White geyser right In the left eye and its making it hard to read my computer today at work.

by Frank Grimes June 4, 2005

Geemer

A cute crawly critter from Metroid, it is very undangerous but can still cause an early death to Samus.

The Geemer crawls over the ceiling

by Geemer December 12, 2003

gemeratifoconias

a word i made up in about 5 seconds that we will say means hippopotamus for fancy people

bro did you see that gemeratifoconias

by mini woof August 15, 2022

Shizer geyser

When you take a massive dump and the water in the toilet wets your entire ass

Me: Holy shit dude i just took a crap and it ended up as a shizer geyser

by ToSmartToFarm August 16, 2011

Butt Geyser

the splash that enters your butt due to your sphincter not being fully closed, once you drop a hefty turd

"john took a solid dump, one of the turds was so big it gave him a butt geyser"

by Vladboy11 November 20, 2011