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Geriatric Moment

When you accidentally shit yourself when you just wanted to fart.

Incontinence
Aw man, I just had a geriatric moment.
by blindvolunteer July 13, 2019
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Geriatric Roulette

Take a sleeping tablet and a laxative at the same time and if you wake up without shitting your pants you have won.
Bob: Want to play a game? how about Geriatric Roulette
Karl: Nah not in the mood to see if I shit myself in my sleep.
by FatGimp December 16, 2019
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Geriatric fuck

Chance Burns is a peice of fucking shit that loves his tonsils beat up
That idiot is a geriatric fuck
by Dweef March 17, 2020
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Geriatric

Scottie’s grandma/girlfriend (geriatric) needs to go to a home
by Bobbylovescoke September 1, 2020
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Geriatric Hoe

A guy generally named Matt who originates from California and dates a Jersey Girl who lives in either Austin or Sarasota
Wow, how did that Geriatric Hoe get so lucky to date that Holly ?
by Championuu June 4, 2022
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geriatricidal

A dog who knowingly attempts murder of a geriatric dog by utilizing “play” as their weapon of choice.
Did you hear Merlin went to the neighbors today and tried to murder Pepper?
-Sam

No, but I could tell that puppy seemed geriatricidal.
-Rachel
by MarkTheWise December 10, 2022
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Geriatric Gen-Xer

Geriatric Gen-Xers are a specific subsection of Gen-Xers. They typically drive crossover SUVs and lifted pickup with Salt Life, Punisher, Calvin urinating on the competition Logo vehicle or Life Laugh Love stickers on the back windows.

These folks will still have a Tasmanian Devil or Tweety Bird tattoo somewhere on their body. They were the first adopters of the Farmhouse esthetic . They joke about not being like their boomer parents but they’re worse in someways.

They’re usually bigoted than their Millennial counterparts, don’t believe in vaccines or climate change, and are mostly also the parents of Gen Z children.

Geriatric Gen-Xers typically do not comprehend the causes that younger generations about. Geriatric Gen-Xers also have a tendency to "stand their ground” and act like everybody else is wrong and they’re always right.
“Look at Uncle Donnie, that Geriatric Gen-Xer posting about how he was a latch key kid again, bragging about all the Nintendo’s his parents could afford because their mortgage was paid off by the time he was 10.”
by LilyDeflower March 24, 2023
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