Diamond Geezer

A real, top lad. A gentlemen who will go out of his way to ensure everyone and everything around him experiences the best possible life. Common in London and other heavy-cockney areas such as Essex.

Rob is a real Diamond Geezer - he just cleared our tabs from Saturday night

by Vndct June 6, 2018

Geezed in my pants

When an incredibly hot and attractive person does something really dumb that the boner you have of that person is now just straight up weird and confusing. Pronounced in the same manner when you roll your eyes and say “Oh Geez…”

I was checking out Susan in her micro bikini at the beach when she accidentally sharted herself. Dude I just geezed in my pants there and I had to sit down to face palm.

by Soffz84 November 16, 2017

geezer shopping

An art form of sorts, mastered by older folks, wherein the full geriatric shopping experience, from shelves to check stand, is exceedingly slow and careful and therefore difficult for everyone around to tolerate without triggering impatience and duress.

Take a chill pill, dearie, I’m old - in case you haven’t noticed - and I have earned my right to get out into the world and do some geezer shopping!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020

Geezers Gonna Geez

Created by Jack on First Dates:

A variant of “boys will be boys”

Geezers gonna geez is the act of a lad getting away with being cheeky due to being a top boy

A phrase that is used to excuse lad like behaviour from men being cheeky, getting dirty, and playing rough through the means of banter.

‘Something you would expect on a jolly boys outing’

Her - you only like to go out with the boys and be a lad. Instead I wish you would just stay in

Him - Boys will be boys

by Geezers Gonna Geez January 9, 2021

geeetz

When it's Christmas time and all the boys get together to climb Mount Chiliad in their 4x4's.

Sky: oI boiZ, leT'z Geton sUm GEEEtz
Dip: dUdE, you kiLLed mE,i get a fR33 kIll on u >:C
Sky: it'S chjriSmtas, leT/'z get on Sum Geetz

by Benjamin James Kerr Millen November 29, 2018

Geese goose

A much better way of saying a people person

Job interviewer: Why should I give you this job?
Interviewee: I'm a geese goose
Interviewer: A what?
Imterviewee: A geese goose

by johnain'tmyname April 4, 2020

gizza geez

To ask someone if you could look at or have a turn with something (e.g. An instrument, game, car, etc)

Person 1: *Playing a guitar*

Person 2: *walks into the room* "Oh cool!, a guitar!, Gizza geez!!"

by Taparee April 30, 2011