Geektard

Somebody who is so stunningly school smart, but so sadly an idiot when it comes to street smarts.

Nick was probably the best in the 8th grade, but he was such a geektard that he never left the house.

by PokerFace21 April 4, 2009

Geerts

Any urban apple farmer, with an underlying crush on his sister. Believes strongly in Scientology

Resembles an angry bear with his addiction to sugar and honey. Loves to eat dutchie donuts for dinner.

Girl - You bagged yourself a GEERTS?!?
Other girl - Yeah, he was peeing sugar

by MWlookalike April 29, 2011

Geet Stick

An insult that is usually given to somebody who is annoying you, referring to a woman's genitals on top of a pole or stick. The person's head is referred to as a geet.

"Leave me alone. Stop annoying me you geet stick"

by Sam Matthews October 29, 2007

Geetus

Money.

Chase some geetus.

by Yeet Geet May 19, 2022

GeetRape

Geetrape is derived from the Norwegian word 'Geit' which means goat. Meaning Goatrape.
Can also be spelled 'GeitRape'

"Man, that was one hell of a geetrape"

by Elite_m00 October 16, 2008

geeing around

Irish Slang Was introduced in the interests of political correctness as an alternative to the phallo-centric term pricking around. Although the terms are largely interchangeable, geeing around has come to have connotations of added listlessness or apathy. It has also become a less polite term than the male equivalent. Note however, that as with pricking around, a member of either gender can be said to be geeing around.

So what have you been doing all day?
Ah nothing really, just geeing around watching Richard & Judy, waiting for the post to arrive.

by ColinC September 1, 2008

geebit

1. a hottie you would want to fuck
2. any hot girl in general

Dude check out that geebit over there!

by buddylee614 October 18, 2005