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Gateway Friend

That one friend of the group you want to be a part of, may be the ugly one or fat one. They instantly accept you due to low self esteem and you then take steps to move from fatty or ugly to the attractive ones or fun ones.
J: Hey I'm hangin with Lisa after work
K: Eww dude, shes like 350 lbs!
J: Don't worry, shes just my Gateway Friend. I'm getting closer to Vanessa and Kylie
by Santiago Falcon April 24, 2009
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the gateway effect

If you have ever wondered why right-wings ban anything, it is easily explained by this phenomenon. You see, once something deviant, yet harmless is 'experimented with,' it leads to a crazy hunger for anything slightly resembling the questionable treat! This leads to a destructive lifestyle, a lot of pain accompanied with a deteriorating physical appearance, and death!
Leftist Deviant Hippeh: "Why is pot bad?"
Right-wing Nutjob: "The gateway effect!!!11Shiftasdf!! One bad thing leads to another..."
LDH: (sarcastically) "Oh... I see! Pot is a gateway effect like gay marriage would be to marriage with animals, underage children, and middle-easterns!"
RWN: "Exactly!"
by BEEPBEEPIMAJEEP January 29, 2007
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gateway video

1. The only video you have the intention of watching when you get on YouTube at any given time. Which then turns into three lost hours you'll never get back.

2. When you have a really great YouTube video to show someone and you make them watch it. Then they suggest one. Which reminds you of one your friend showed you. Three hours later, you're still on YouTube. All because of that first gateway video.
Dude, where have you been?
Sorry, bro. I was on YouTube for like three hours. I clicked on a link and it was a total gateway video. I couldn't stop.
by tedwylie October 17, 2011
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gateway friend

the friend other people use to get to someone they want to talk to, be with, date etc.
She is using her as a gateway friend to get to her guy friends.
by peders July 14, 2012
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Gateway hooker

A person whom you pay to be friends with you.
After Greg's girlfriend left him, his lonliness caused the poor chap to start hiring gateway hookers
by Saynowaytoco-kay August 20, 2013
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Gateway Messenger Theory

Very similar to "gateway drug theory" which is the theory that the use of less harmful drugs may lead to a future risk of using more dangerous hard drugs except the addict moves from more common chat systems like whatsApp, Skype etc back to more older and dangerous ones like BBM Chat.
Guy1: Omg omg omg! BBM is for Android now!
Guy2: So?
Guy1: I need to get it a hit of that BBM again!
Guy2: Ok then..... that;s Gateway Messenger Theory you suffer from.
by neoraj3.0 October 21, 2013
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Gateway Date

When a guy hangs out with a girl who is in a relationship in hopes that when or if they break up, she comes to him.
Buddy: I'm going on a gateway date with this girl tonight.
Guy: Oh yeah? So she has a boyfriend?
Buddy: Yeah, but you know she doesn't talk about him at all. I'm pretty sure that means I can slay.
Guy: Alright good luck buddy. Don't get your ass kicked.
by runningddude May 26, 2014
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