gatekeeper

a friend who acts as the perfect third wheel by distracting parents and/or guardians while friends are hooking up nearby

"Hey Amelia, thanks for watching the door the other day while Levi and I were hooking up. You're the best gatekeeper ever!"

by notsohazeleyes August 15, 2015

Gatekeepers

Overgrown chest hair that drapes over your entire nipple, blocking it from view.

Brian loves it when LeeAnn tugs on his Gatekeepers.

by Biff38 January 29, 2007

Gatekeeper Apologist

A gatekeeper apologist is a person who defends a gatekeeper.

Person A: I suffer from depression. I am in the middle of getting it treated.

Gatekeeper: you are not suffering from depression. You don't even have anything to be depressed about.

Person A: Are you gatekeeping depression?

Gatekeeper apologist: no they are not gatekeeping, You are just lying about your illness.

by Psychedelia November 22, 2020

Girlboss Gatekeep Gaslight

A nepotist chats for the reason 'at all cost'.

Actual Transcript with an interview from First Officer Enzo Viado "Girlboss Gatekeep Gaslight means, uhhh.. tech-, kickass kinda phrase. Like a nepotistis, chant. ~nepotist ... putting yourself first at all costs."

by Fibgo April 6, 2022

gaslight girlboss gatekeep

inventing anna. anna is the girlboss. just to make that clear.

“anna delvey is the definition of gaslight girlboss gatekeep”

by meganfoxisgod March 26, 2022

Gatekeeper

The sexual act where one partner acts as the 'gatekeeper' clenching his or her anus in an attempt to prevent the other partner from penetrating the anus forcefully with his member or a phallic sexual aid (dildo).

Man... Bob and I were playing gatekeeper last night and he was able to siege my stronghold in moments.

by JacobianSmith October 28, 2012

Gatekeeping

The act of talking to a friend or peer who is taking a shit.

Person 1: *answers phone* "hello"
Person 2: "hey, whats up?"
Person 1: "nothing really, just sittin around."
Person 2: "WRONG! your gatekeeping again."
Person 1: "ewwww"

by Ndyah Hcaz June 13, 2010