goosey gander

To walk around a certain area with no intention of going anywhere definite, almost like a goose wandering around a river bank pooping in random spots and harrasing little children but then waddling away somewhere else or better known as a goosey gander.

"Hey Alan coming for a goosey gander around town to check out the booty" "yeh man sounds good to me"

by Speedygonzalez July 20, 2015

gander

1. To get screwed by someone or something.
2. To take a turn at something.

1. Dang it! I just got gandered by that midterm...
2. Dude... let me get a gander next at smash melee.

by Juicy Jayy September 20, 2016

Ganderism

The act of inventing a new word and pretending it is real by giving it a definition on Urban Dictionary.

"He just coined latimbecil, uploaded it to Urban Dictionary, and now insists it’s a real Latin insult. That’s peak Ganderism.”

by understandsRICLPM September 11, 2025

gander nation

one’s ability to understand the law of physics within themselfs

ayo gander nation in here

by yyyyuuuyuuuuwuuwywywyywwywyywy January 13, 2023

The Gander

The journey. Popularised by GaTa in the show ‘Dave’. the gander is the movement to better things and success the gander is the journey taking you to your destination.

‘Bro I just met Obama and he fucked with my painting, he said Michelle hated it.’
‘That’s the gander’

by Clopthripps August 13, 2023

groping gander

Any one who wants sex who doesn't get it and honks about it all day

My husbands being a groping gander today im not in the mood so hes upset and bitching about how theres no intimacy.

by somire August 24, 2016

Geesey Gander Goose

"Geesey gander goose" is a phrase used to describe a little nonce

"You know phil? He likes little boys! he is a geesey gander goose.

by Geesey gander goose September 29, 2022