man furnace

The testicles, vas deferens or any part of the male genitalia that produces semen.

Would you like some hot jizzum from my man furnace?

by nion0 January 6, 2008

Dick Furnace

A sexually transmitted disease, similar to herpes, caused by the extreme heat of metal crafting. Can only be treated by coming into contact with Vagina Ocean or Fire Extinguisher Ass.

synonyms: flaming cock, fire penis, steamballs, gonna-sypha-herpilitis, wiener inferno.
antonyms: vagina ocean, waterfall cunt, ice twat, turkey

Guy 1: Dude, today my dick furnace flared up so bad, my dick started shooting fire and now I have a hole in my pants.

Guy 2: Well, I heard there are some girls at BH with Vagina Ocean. Maybe you should go fuck one of them. Be sure to get some doggy style on the side of the road while you're at it.

by Wompy W. Womperson April 27, 2011

blast furnace

A word to describe anyone who is very, very angry with their gf for no reason what-so-ever. This person also gets angry with people in his chemistry class when his soda is stolen, even though the soda shouldn't have been there in the first place.

No!, your a blast furnace!

by Jeezus March 25, 2004

Furnace

Exceeding “fire” and “hot” furnace is used to describe those things in life that are too hot to touch.

“Yo, that n***achin meme was furnace bro.”

by FoxMcClout November 12, 2020

Furnaced It

When you placed something in an area of most inconvenience.

From Minecraft, the furnace, if you place it in the middle of the room, or infront of the door.

If someone parks their car in front of YOU'RE DRIVE-WAY! They "Furnaced It".

by UberFefa February 3, 2012

furnace ass

A romantic partner who gives off a lot of body heat.

Wintertime camping is easy and comfortable when you share a sleeping bag with a furnace ass.

by EvilRedhead October 9, 2014

Funnecessity

The need to have fun

This looks like a funnecessity situation!

by Garebear#1 July 21, 2014