Fuckwit

Idiot (generally male) that makes suggestions or comments without first considering the feeling of others.

Don't tell me that now you Fuckwit!

by BadBoyfriend3010 June 24, 2014

Fukitol

A day where things aren't going right or a day when you just don't care. Your definition of carpe diem is to fukitol and do it your way.

This is typically celebrated on February 26th.

Things I want to do today:
1. Nothing.
2. Drink coffee and watch the sky.
3. Lay in bed.
4. Sit on the couch and click a pen for an hour.
5. Nothing.
6. Snuggle with Thor.
7. Flip through the channels on the TV and complain there is nothing to watch.
8. Listen to silence.

Fukitol!

by Xubur February 26, 2013

Fuckwit

Noun: a person who is ridiculously idiotic. 1. super obnoxious 2. dumb as fuck 3. fucking dumb ass etc.

"Goddamn you Justin Bieber, you're such a fuckwit for having that type of hair."

"Did you see JC last night? He is such a fuckwit to think he could get that girls number."

by That-crazy-chick-every1-knows October 28, 2013

Fuckwit English

When a person is so incompetent they don't know how to spell or use proper grammar or punctuation.

2dai i wnt n saw ma sista in da hosptal cus she fell ova lukin 4 her keyz n den she cudnt tlk ta me cus she was tierd. Yeah, that bitch is so fluent in Fuckwit English.

yeh i had 2 tak 2 wkz of wrk cuz i dun no how to spel shit

by One happy speller October 4, 2010

fuxwit

To like.

I fuxwit big booty sluts.
I fuxwit white owls.

by smartgangsta March 30, 2013

fukkit

The same as fuck it but on a single word and is used to sound as a parody Minecraft Server Software called "Fukkit"

You know that feature you asked for? fukkit. I'm done.

by that dev called 'CortexPE' May 27, 2018

Fuckwit

A person of belligerently low intelligence, often this can manifest itself as religious conviction. In the very worse cases this can become creationism, they continue to believe the nonsense regardless of the bizarreness of the theology and huge amounts of evidence to the contrary, this is willing, sought after idiocy, raised up and praised as faith.

Dogs were domesticated shortly after the creation of the universe. You sir, are a fuckwit.

by Thebornoffire December 27, 2013