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fucktually frustrated

more intense and nagging desire than just regualar sexual frustration
Sam you seem pretty stressed out lately..are you fucktually frustrated?
by Sushi May 9, 2005
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Fucktune

Noun.
A song that makes the listener want to do the do. Alternatively, a song to get dirty while listening to.
"At first he wasn't feeling it, but then I put on Passenger by Deftones and he was ready to get down. It's definitely my go-to fucktune."

"I have a playlist of fucktunes all set to go for when I bring a lady back to my place."
by libelicious November 3, 2014
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Fuctuplets

The type of friends who are so close they seem like brother and sister, etc. -
until they sleep with each other.
Those guys are sleeping together? That's so wrong! They're like twins - I guess that makes them fuctuplets.
by Walking Dictionary Man November 15, 2004
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fuckpuppet

one who is sexually entered and used like a puppet
i am going to shove my fist in your ass and make you my fuckpuppet
by AL March 12, 2003
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fucktubes

A simple expletive often used when something goes horribly awry, often at the worst of times, and not aimed at a person specifically. Considered similar to bollocks or shit but with more comedy effect.
Employee #1: Oh...fucktubes!

Employee #2: What?

Employee #1: I just sent the boss an email by mistake.

Employee #2: So?

Employee #1: It was '10 things to say to your dick of a boss to guarantee you get fired out of a job you hate'.

Employee #2: Ouch. Seeya!
by dogsounds September 12, 2007
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fuckulent

(noun) - an individual that can last very long without any sexual intercourse
Sarah is such a fuckulent - I don't think she's had a boyfriend in ages.
by freezing124 April 11, 2017
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Fuckapple

To unequivically lose one's shit because they did not get their way, based on an entire generation of entitled self loathing cunt bags.

Instead of being a fuckapple, they should have embraced the bravo, and grabbed e'm by the pussy.
The liberlas cried when they lost the election resulting in a massive movement of fuckapple's.

Whinny bitch participation trophy liberal
Hillary supporter portland oregon washington D.C. HIPSTER TRUMP TANTRUM fuck your feelings
by The asshole from b.o.b.s November 10, 2016
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