fucktion cup 

When having sex and two parts, for example a stomach and back, press together so all the air comes out from between them and then when you pull away there is a strong suction, usually followed by a fart sound

OMFG, did you just fart?
No, we made a fucktion cup.

fucktion cup by The fucktion cup kid May 30, 2006

Functionally Poor 

Adjective describing a person(s) who has just enough money to go out to bars, movies, etc. but never enough to go grocery shopping

Being functionally poor, Lazar never has groceries but everyone at the bars knows him!

Functionally Poor by anonymous July 23, 2015

fictional character 

A person in a fictional work.

5-year-old: Fictional characters are weird.
Mother: That is not ok! Never bash any group of people.

fictional character by frabrizio March 7, 2017

Functional Woman

A woman, who sexually, is only a woman when it serves her purpose. Normally she assumes the role of male in her personal and business life by taking on masculine mannerisms thus negating her as female other than an outward appearance.

“That Hilary is a functional woman. I’ll bet her husband’s cigars get more action then he does.”

Functional Woman by Leopold rabbit February 19, 2018

Functional consideration 

1. A beneficial yes to a need or want by another person.

2. To accept a request, and have an alternate motive (s).

He gave you a functional consideration, because he will benefit from it.

Functional consideration by Frank Grand April 16, 2020

fictional men 

Men but more hot and sexy because they're 2D and life is cruel.

Fictional Men are better than real men

fictional men by GOOBER LOVER September 14, 2023

Diss-Functional 

When a family not only cannot get along but insult one another in the process.

Me: My mom just called my sister a skanky ho because she referred to my dad as a skirt chasing booze hound.

Friend: You're family is so diss-functional.

Diss-Functional by dennypeg September 18, 2015