Iliotibial Band Friction

a common diagnosis given by a trained medical professional when there is nothing wrong with his patient

patient: "Yo doc, my knee hurts like whoa"
doctor:"Hmm...looks like Iliotibial Band Friction. Have a lollipop."

by The Knee Doctor September 30, 2011

Ball bag friction theory

One theory to explain the occurrence of a hole in the crotch of a mans jeans. Over time the material is eroded by the constant friction of the swinging ball bag.

Person 1: 'Dude, your nuts are hanging out of that hole in your jeans'.....

Person 2: 'Yeah sorry man, ball bag friction theory'

by Yippikiai June 9, 2013

frictionary

A lexicon of words designed to irritate or cause conflict.

dictionary, conflict, racism, taunt, insult

FRICTIONARY: I didn't understand the nasty words they were using to create friction, so I looked them up in the frictionary.

dictionary, conflict, racism, taunt, insult

by NGSCDK February 10, 2010

ass fraction

the proportion of a person's rump to the rest of their body.

Wow, that girl must have an ass fraction of at least a fifth!

by MechaMonkey September 28, 2004

Fection

the act of being affected by one's actions. Whether it be of annoyance, irratation, etc. Levels of "fection" are measured in percents 0-100%. Your "fection level" can range due to the amount of "fetction" one is giving you.

(Mike walks by Amanda's computer and rips all of her cords out. She becomes "fected" remembering she forgot to save her project)

Mike: Hey, Amanda how's it goin?
Amanda: F@#^ off mike I have so much fection.
Mike: Whats your level at?
Amanda: About a 89%

by ChadGSon October 19, 2009

friction

Not only is "friction" one of the best words, as well as most sexual, but, come one, wonderful things come from friction...mostly orgasms, and what's better than an orgasm? Very few things.

Mmmm...friction...

by Elley Chaos May 24, 2003

flection

The state of one's appearance, until see in a second material making a reflection. As long as you can see the object in person then it is a flection. If seen in any other way, like a TV, then it is their reflection

"Your flectioning good today."
"You flection good without braces."

by Scott & Paul December 1, 2003