turkish freckles

When your drinking and the first person that passes out you drop your pants and fart in his face. Except you accidentally shart, spraying his face with speckles of shit.

Dave passed out! Let's give him some Turkish Freckles!!

by MikeOxbig the Gladiator December 22, 2017

Faecal Freckles

The little bits of shit that stubbornly stick to the toilet bowl

I got the blame for the faecal freckles again but Lily did it not me!

by Donny Diamond June 3, 2018

penis freckles

when a ginger has freckles on his groin area

omg tiffany, i was about to give nathan a blowjob, and then i saw he had so many penis freckles! oh yeah, and his dick's small.

by dildofart69 November 30, 2020

Shit freckles

Shit Freckles

Shit freckles; You know how some men when they go to strip clubs they like to put their nose right between the dancers butt-cheeks??…. Well he better hope that chick don’t sneeze!!!! Otherwise he will end up with “Shit-Freckles”

by Fatal-Attraction September 24, 2021

Van Freckles

The type of mansplainer to blame women for his relationship troubles. But still request nudes in his DMs.

Bitches ain't loyal. Let me Van Freckles her before before I get removed

by J183 November 26, 2021

Smurf Freckles

When the blue porta potty water splashes up to your butt sheeks.

I took a big dump in the porta potty, and the splash gave me Smurf Freckles.

by 3Blackdogs September 16, 2022

Freckled jesus

Freckled Jesus:

Marco bodt from the anime Attack on Titan, known for his freckles. When Jean imagines Marco in front of him, a light shines behind Marco. That making Marco freckled jesus.

"Freckled jesus take the wheel!"

by TheNerdyMonstah January 2, 2014