frizzledick

1. An asshole, usually male, who attempts to make himself look badass, when in reality, he is a sniveling wimp and entirely too effeminate

2. Can be used as an exclamation of disappointment.

"I hope you know how much your physical well-being is worth to you, cause I'm gonna kick your ass hardcore!"
"Dude.. calm down, frizzledick."

"Royal flush!"
".....FRIZZLEDICK."

by Behest August 12, 2006

Frizzle dip

When someone sticks their finger in your plumbers crack and then takes a deep whiff it.

I was bending over to pick something up and my wife frizzle dipped me!

by ihdbc November 7, 2010

Miss Frizzled

using the Irmo Vernacular meaning to be incapacitated to the highest degree.

"Dude I totally got Miss Frizzled after that blunt and those jagerbombs!"

by MirMaid January 2, 2010

frizzle fry

-A song/album from the band Primus, centered around the bassist/singer Les Claypool

-Someone mentally damaged by Marijuana

-Dude Craig used to be cool, now hes all frizzle fry

by CrowPirate September 26, 2006

crispy frizzle

When a man with a mustache rubs his stash on the inside of a womans ass crack while eating jelly from her anal cavity

Last night my boyfriend gave me a crispy frizzle! I couldn't stop laughing when my husband said I smell like raspberries

by Ribzy October 25, 2010

Frazzles

One of the products of the comedic genius of Andy Sanberg, Akiva, and Jorma, of Saturday Night Life. These are the power trio responsible for Lazy Sunday, also known as the Chronic-what-cles of Narnia. Frazzles is old-school animation from the days before they were discovered.

"Hey ya'll, Frazzles here. Tonight's episode of the 'Bu will not be seen. Please accept this apology video in its place. See ya'll after the show....HOOOOOOBASTANK!"

by Brizzles May 3, 2006

Frazzling

When someone has cooked bacon on their boobs and sprinkle frazzle dust on top

I cant wait to do some frazzling later

She certainly knows how to do her frazzling

by Pop Dot March 23, 2021