fmitawash

sometime in the not to distant past when tele tubbies play with your mind

Used when somethin bizzarre or unbelievable happens. Fuck me in the arse with a shoe horn!, that dog just exploded!

by Big Dog July 7, 2004

FMITB

FMITB stands for Fuck Me In The Butt.

Ali Breitenbach of yorktown invented this saying. she is a genius so please. use FMITB today!

Bri- ugh i have a bio test next period and i didnt study! FMITB
Alix- ahaha your gonna fail!

by alixxxx April 1, 2010

FMITAR

short for Fuck Me In The Ass Running

when something is going totally the opposite way of how you play it out in your mind

man i was racing and i crashed FMITAR

by jq mack daddy August 30, 2009

FITM

Acronym of Fully In The Mix

"Christain is FITM (Fully In The Mix)... but Josh is just racist."

by Luke Himself March 30, 2006

FMTM Disease

A very rare disorder that causes the male penis to enlarge by an inch every night

I must have FMTM Disease cause every time I measure it's an inch bigger!

by Crazyguy9976 July 20, 2014

fitmiss

noun. the event of forgetting to put on a fitbit.

'i charged my fitbit last night and forgot to put it on until noon--it was a total fitmiss!'

by chuck67 October 9, 2016

FMITA

An on the rise text message abbreviation, meaning "Fuck me in the ass"

Please FMITA, daddy!

by Gmoneywis November 10, 2017