Sloot flute

An imaginary flute that, when played, signals the presence of one or more "sloots" (sluty women) in the vicinity. While playing the imaginary flute you may make the sound "Sloo-ta-loo" to let others know there are sloots in the area.

"dude, last night the sloot flutes were playing loud and proud!"
"Sloo-ta-loo!"

by Caseman1000 April 25, 2012

bird flute

a tiny penis, so small a song bird can use it to play a song

that guy has a bird flute.

by dutes March 8, 2008

Playing the flute

When there are holes in the blunt and one must use their fingers to cover them up for a good hit.

Damn Chris, I’m over here playing the flute because you put holes in the blunt while rolling it.

by Bargertron December 7, 2018

Flutterby

The origin of the name for an insect with colorful wings that is currently called a "butterfly", is a "FLY" that eats "Butter". Going even further back, the root of the name goes back to the dutch origin "Butter Shitter", because the dutch thought the insect poops on the butter.

Therefore, because of the incredibly non-sense name for this insect, I propose to re-name this beautiful insect as "Flutterby", which is a far more accurate name for it.

What a beautiful flutterby!

by speak August 19, 2013

glute flute

noun - the instrument used to poot

Norrie plays a mean glute flute

by Elle Ji July 29, 2009

leather flute

Due to being of a similar shape, a penis is referred to as a "leather flute"

Bob: "Sandy is such a good musician, she was playing the leather flute all night long."

by ISRNNY December 9, 2013

flutterpants

Someone whose pants you can see moving as they fill and collapse with frequent and powerful fart action.

Fuck you flutterpants, why don’t you go stand next to another good friend?

by Dr Bunnygirl August 17, 2019