Flermoen

It is a utensil for eating pussy. It also is used for pounding ass in some rare cases. Flermoens come in five distinct colors: Maroon, Red, Blue, Magenta and Periwinkle. They can be bought at any Target.

"Dude, I totally broke my flermoen last night in that girls asshole."

by Regan11 May 6, 2011

Flarm

The flabby, tricep area that waves more than your arm when in motion.

When Kelly's favorite song came on, she got really excited while dancing and her flarms almost knocked me out.

by Urban Dictionary May 17, 2012

flumiliosis

When an EDM producer is years into their career and gets uncontrollably inspired by Flume. Typically resulting in a complete 180° stylistically, abandoning their former musical style and fans.

Damn, Bishu used to be tope till he got Flumiliosis

by bishu August 13, 2019

Flumandibuloushiggletwiddlephlopadoozah

A whimsical and playful dance performed by enchanted creatures under the light of the moon.

As the clock struck midnight, the forest came alive with a magical aura, and a troupe of mystical creatures gathered in a glade to perform the mesmerizing Flumandibuloushiggletwiddlephlopadoozah, filling the night with joy and wonder.

by TheSocialist2137 July 20, 2023

Baby Flume

A vagina. When a woman's vagina becomes so warped from childbirth that subsequent babies come out like they are riding a log flume.

After the first couple of children Michelle Duggar's vagina had become a baby flume.

by DWMUND November 30, 2010

Flarm

1. The meaning of life

2. A word to fill in for another word or syllable

"Hey, what are we on Earth for?
"Flarm"

"I got a 95% on my mid-term!"
"That's flarmtastic!"

by Danmar October 23, 2012

shit flumes

an intense, and very dangerous sport in which the brave competitors fire a projectile shit missile from the deep depths of their thundering anus down a series of complex flumes filled with many obstacles such as the giant flaming wall of gooch that should be avoided at all costs. the victor of this national event is awarded with the great golden shit of azregahn, presented my the great grand master of shit, the shit lord!

as a beginner you are not permitted to enter the higher leagues of shit fluming because it is possible for novice's with a lack of experience to loose limbs and their sanity

i had only been participating in shit flumes for a day when i had the whole of the left side of my body torn off by a level 70 power shit as i was spectating the race, i can no longer pronounce the word elephant or sing jingle bells in a high pitched opera fashion. yet the experience was so intense that i will continue to shit flume until i die!

by the shit lord February 17, 2010