Flucker

A lucky fucker.

He won the lottery, the flucker!

by benmcfc October 24, 2008

flunger

(a) fictitious multi-purpose device capable of undertaking virtually any house-hold task
(b) word used to describe a house-hold device for which there is no regular or commonplace name.

Pass me the avocado flunger.
Have you seen the flunger that washes mayonnaise stains out of woollen scarves?
Where's the turnip skin flunger?
Don't use a knife for that, you'll hurt yourself - you need a flunger.

by Tilm Flexbearing March 14, 2008

Flanker

verb. Referring to a penis losing its erection.

Upon thinking of my ex-girlfriend's pancake nipples, my penis started to flanker.

by vmharris February 4, 2010

monkey funker

non-swear version of mother f**ker

get lost you you monkey funker

by mousier bonjour February 3, 2003

funker

a hick; trailer park trash

That new kid from Texas is such a hicktown funker.

by chipmunks42 February 26, 2007

funkernickel

A quaint way of expressing frustration while sounding silly and British. Also a euphemism for more offensive words.

1-"I dropped my vodka on myself! Funkernickels!"
2-"...'funkernickel' isn't a word, dumbass."
1-"It is too! It's totally in the Urban Dictionary!"
2-"Yeah, well... you look like you pissed yourself!"

by Murder of Crows April 25, 2007

Flunder

A cross over between the word fluke and blunder to display you know you really messed up.

That was a total flunder. Now I'll never get my teacher's respect.

by Cliffenator October 11, 2017