Swedish Log Flume

A sexual position involving making love to a girl in a car while the car is in neutral.

Dude, I totally did a swedish log flume with that girl last night!

by The NardDog July 14, 2009

Splashless Log flume

When you take a crap at a random toilet, and you hover over the sit so you don't touch it.

However you have to prevent the water splash from when you drop a turd. So you flush, and as the water goes you poop and the "log" then shots down the toilet with no splash..

poop in a toilet with no splash
and it looks like a log flume ride with no splash
"splashless log flume"

by MerchantMan27 December 30, 2009

flume ride

A fetish act, where a toilet paper roll is placed between two anuses, and one person then shits into the other. The sloppier, the better.

"Man, I met this dude named Tom at the bar the other night, and we snuck into bathroom and he let me do a flume ride on him. He had eaten tacos!" - Dandy Randy W.

by Dandy Randy W. June 14, 2024

Pocono log flume

When you piss down someone's chest and then send a shit flying down after: much like log flume.

Your mom was begging for that pocono log flume last night after I took her to Golden Corral.

by N.anno October 12, 2016

meat flume

your weener

suck my meat flume

by SUCK MY MEAT FLUME BIZZATCH July 9, 2003

Flume

A transgender woman who sleeps around with multiple men.

She's a total flume, that's the third guy she's been with this week.

by HecklerHound May 28, 2023

snot flume

Snot flume: the vertical depression between the base of the nose; at the septum, and the Cupid's bow of the upper lip. Generally noticeable by the parallel Philtral ridges.

"Robert's epic handlebar mustache hides the fact that he is very self conscious of his equally epic snot flume."

"Robert's epic handlebar mustache hides the fact that he is very self conscious of his equally epic snot flume."

by Marlin Tubbs June 29, 2014