Fluid Mental Rigidity 

Being able to properly stand your ground on various topics even if the topics differ greatly in substance.

Often confused with hypocrisy.

Just because Khalea defended people who have truck-nuts then proclaimed how people who own truck-nuts should be shot is not hypocracy, its fluid mental rigidity.

Fluid Mental Rigidity by Heauxsferatu January 15, 2017

Fluid gel 

Food sauce substance with the consistency off jizz

That Fluid Gel seems a bit stringy

Fluid gel by Simmomoto April 26, 2017

fluid intake 

Something Facebook moms/Soccer moms obsess over. A phrase for people who think you need eight glasses of water a day, when in reality, you should only be drinking when you're thirsty.

Mom: "Have you been keeping up with your fluid intake sweetie?"
Daughter: "I'm not thirsty"
Mom "THE POST SAID EIGHT GLASSES OF WATER A DAY YOU LITTLE BRAT"

fluid intake by Starwolf1464 May 16, 2018

fluid transparency 

Truthful information that is provided in a misleading or confusing manner in order to suggest different results or intentions.

Similar to how light refraction causes an object to appear to bend in water.

Examples:
Partial inspections that allow contraband to be relocated between inspections
An incompetent spokesperson that can provide raw data, but is unable to provide context
Graphs set to an awkward scale to imply different or more impressive results

Person 1: Look at our profit growth. It's off the charts!
Person 2: It only looks that way because the chart doesn't start at zero. It's less than 1%.
Person 1: That's rather disappointing.
Person 2: That's how fluid transparency works. It's not untrue, just misleading.

fluid transparency by AzarielShayd February 24, 2020

Fluid farewell 

The ultimate act of vengeance after being fired from a job. It involves taking a willing sexual partner to your former workplace for an after hours visit. The aim is to fuck on, and spread bodily fluids over, as many surfaces and objects as possible, particularly those of your boss and most hated colleagues.

Helen: ‘I heard you got canned from your job? You must be furious.’
Rachel: ‘Look, I was at first, but then Liam helped me give those cunts a top notch fluid farewell. Now when I’m feeling betrayed I just think of how I worked Jessica’s phone handset into my snatch and I instantly feel much better. I mean, she holds that thing up to her face!’

Fluid farewell by likesecco March 30, 2020

Fluid goose 

Male jerk off man by feet

Person 1: let’s have fluid goose person 2: yess I haven’t got jerked off by feet in werks

Fluid goose by Poopystain65 December 4, 2020

fluid flush 

The act of nutting inside of a female companion then inserting a garden hose into the same hole to preform a "fluid flush" this can also be done with a turkey baster and some warm water to remove the semen and thus preventing procreation.

"oh shit I didn't pull out, we should preform a fluid flush", "Nah screw the condom we can just do a fluid flush when we are done."

fluid flush by CNDPineapple February 8, 2021