flooded

To be so wasted ar full of alcohal that you vomit it all up in one spew. the worst kind of drunk.

That guy was so flooded he puked a bottle of gin.

by Stubbs11 February 21, 2009

flooded

Drunk.

Dude I'm so flooded!

by Bleu92 January 7, 2011

floated

Faded & Loaded aka Drunk & High

Damn, it's only 11 and I'm floated!

by aka GOD February 19, 2005

floated a steamer

Occurs while watching your girlfriends dog, at her request, take a dump in the yard on a cold day.

Yes, Camille...dear... Fifi just floated a steamer.

by One Armed Crab September 23, 2009

flooded the woods

the phrase comes from the stereotype that lesbian women like to go camping in the woods. While in the woods they presumably engage in sexual intercourse which leads to the "flooding".

Taylor: What did you do last weekend?
Jackie: I went camping with Jessica and we flooded the woods.

by Michael Holer March 19, 2019

floated car

To rent a car

John has a floated car from the Car Dealer

by Manrajsinghsekhon November 4, 2019

Flooter

Flappy cooter

Dude my grandma has a flooter

by Phatcashkathy January 30, 2020