foofah

n. 1. Bullshit; foolish, deceitful or boastful language. 2. A lie or exaggeration.

interj. Used to express extreme displeasure, exasperation or disbelief.

1. That story was a bunch of foofah.
2. That girl is full of foofah.
3. "I'm going to quit smoking tomorrow." "Foofah!"

by AVG August 2, 2005

Floof

A feline of supreme poufdom. The dense fur of this animal provokes immediate dissolution of internal malcontent. Humans who come into physical contact with a floof have reported feelings of giddiness and increased levels of serotonin. The likelihood of collapsing into a cooing life of feline subservience is all but guaranteed should the human provide the floof with face-to-belly osculation.

Awwwwww! Look at that squishy little floof! Master, let me feed you treats, kiss, kiss, Mmmmmm...

by Apple beet and carrot juice February 17, 2019

Floofin

The fluffy bit of a rabbits paw.

Man look at those extra fine floofins

by Chjctustuhvkyttsi.fj March 6, 2017

Floofing

When a cat lays in a relaxed fashion on it's back and looks fluffy.

Shanna the Ragdoll Cat was floofing on the floor all morning.

by CatWordzz August 5, 2018

Floofalicious

When a thing or person is so smol and cute that it's floofy.

"Man, Erbear is so floofalicious."

by smolseal April 5, 2017

floofawafer

A dogs very floofy and nice tail

Have you seen my dogs floofy floofawafer

by Floofking445 November 4, 2021

Floorface

Floorface is a condition, usually brought on by a combination of hard alcohol and cigars ingested quickly on an empty stomach, that causes the sufferer's face to become seemingly one with the floor. This condition is not fatal but can cause rug burns and a related condition known as "sharpieface" (usually only occurs when in close proximity to assholes).

"Where is Kevin?"
"Saw him upstairs loving on the berber next to a half empty bottle of Woodford Reserve...serious case of floorface."

by kcrck October 4, 2012