terd floater

sudden heavy rain that floats dried horse or cow manure

we had a texas terd floater, now there's shit all in the yard

by wevil November 14, 2003

eye floater

the things that foat in your eyes , hackers and other kind of stuff like dust and so, and are realy iritating -.-'

-there's a f*king eye floater bugging me !

by arsenist February 18, 2009

floater

The body of a drowned person, used by police, emergency personnel and news reporters.

A bloated floater bobbed in the East River near the old Broolyn Navy Yard.

by T.E. Bell July 1, 2005

Flakery

Acts or statements that can be described as a “profile in cowardice.” Moral or ethical equivocation fit under this umbrella. The adjectival form of ‘Flakian’ (see: Flakian).

“Did you see that Senator refuse to do anything close to standing up for his/her previously stated principles? I’m so tired of their Flakery.”

by @PoliticalProletariat November 15, 2018

Floater

A poo/turd/log that floats on the water's surface and refuses to be flushed away.

"That's disgustang! Someone's left a floater in the loo!"

by SHRX February 20, 2019

Flaker

1. Someone who fails to honor commitments, either by making excuses or simply not showing up to the planned event.

2. Someone who regularly does cocaine, an illicit substance referred to by some as "flake."

It's been half an hour and Leo hasn't shown up- that fucking flaker.

You can't just snort the coke on my dinner table, you flaker!

by TyrianTyrell October 27, 2019

SALTY FLOATER

THE ACT OF HAVING SOMEONE POOP ON YOUR CHEST WHILE YOU ARE ON A FLOATY RAFT IN THE BLACK SEA.

YO OTHER DAY I WAS CHILLIN N I GOT THIS DUM BITCH TO GIVE ME A SALTY FLOATER.

by tommy nippletickler November 24, 2011