flesking

when you gotta fake being high to impress your friends

"brooo there so high,are you too? "Nah bro im just flesking it rn"

by Logicsdad April 5, 2019

Aggravated Flexing

When a person puts on like they about something which they are not.In order to try to impress a someone they just met...

bro all this aggravated flexing is unnecessary and unwarranted

by timmay!!!!!!loud August 5, 2018

intellectual flexing

When someone name-drops philosophical and theoretical heavyweights in casual conversation, or babbles at length about some obscure academic idea. A form of showing off one's supposed intelligence. Associated with the pseudo-intellectual and mansplaining types.

at a party
Person 1: "You know, that movie reminds me of something Kant says in the Analytic of the Sublime...'"
Person 2: "I'm just trying to have a good time tonight. I don't need to hear your intellectual flexing."

by absolutelytheworst October 7, 2019

fexting

Facebook chatting messages of extreme sexual content between two parties

I've been fexting so much I think my facebook is going to get a STD

by The2E's October 30, 2009

Flexting

Flirting through texting. That stage when you're not really sure if you're interested, but flirt hard-core through texting. You know what we're talking about.

I started flexting this girl, but she was dropping too many LOL's so I stopped.

by AZG823 November 17, 2009

Penis Flexing

1. In a group setting, the act of ego taking over the decision making process instead of common sense.

2. The acts of two or more executives posturing for position -supporting their argument using only their title or status instead of knowledge and skill.

Background
Mostly used in corporate life where ego builds consensus verses vision, knowledge, and dedication. Very common in overly funded start-ups and very large (Fortune 500) companies.

In general, a reference to whom has the biggest cock (guns) makes the rules (sets the agenda).

I just got back from a penis flexing contest where the VP of Marketing and the VP of Technology couldn't agree on scope so they attempted to use their position in the organization to control the meeting.

by Aprel January 29, 2010

Flexing

Showing interest in something someone else has as if you want it for yourself.

Stop flexing on my cheesecake dude!

by robblue6412 August 4, 2010