Flatterned

An emotion that combines feeling flattered and flattened.

1)My obese friend fell on me and then said i was a comfy fall... she flatterned me.

2)When i got hit by that cement truck, it told me i was pretty and it flatterned me.

by Best nephew ever! April 26, 2011

flattering the curve

A presidential projection, meant to flatter himself while flattening the curve, without basis in medical fact.

With his Sharpie he drew a limp line, flattering the curve of new infections.

by Monkey's Dad March 24, 2020

flatterrhea

Excessive adoration and fawning over, expecially when undeserved.

"Shit...did y'all see John in that meeting? He had a serious case of flatterrhea!"

by FunkyB September 30, 2009

Flastered

The state of drunkenness when one can no longer achieve an erection.

I took this skank home last night, bro, but I was too flastered to get the job done.

by Juice-box May 31, 2014

Flattering Yet Creepy

When an ex does something stalkerlike that is also kind of sweet.

The way you drove by my house 11 times before leaving flowers on my step late last night was Flattering Yet Creepy.

by Twinkie Situation October 29, 2018

Cock Flattener

(n) A extremely large female. So heavy they flatten your cock.

"Man Jim, you banged a cock flattener last night."

"Yeah, but at least I made sure to skeet."

by ill NastyNamo February 5, 2009

flatter-blatter

the sound that comes out when your talking and you forget what your saying in the middle of a sentance.
so people know to forget what you just said cause repeat transmission is coming out

ok heres a good exap...flatter-blatter
blatter-flatter flatter -blah.

right lets start again

by marine January 15, 2004