flanking the steak

the process of cupping your hand and rubbing up and down on your penis i.e. masturbation

"sometimes, flanking the steak is best while eating that narly tunafish."

by sir sploogalot June 30, 2007

flankingnob

A flankingnob is a person who, while you are engaged in an activity, will annoyingly come up behind you and start talking/ engaging with you, regardless of the fact you are obviously focused on another activity. The term flankingnob becomes apparent and relevant by the way in which the person stands behind you while you're sitting down, and places their crotch against your shoulder, as if they could rest their penis upon your shoulder.

Example:
"Did you see Pete today man?

"No, what he do?

"he was being a right flankingnob: stood right up behind my shoulder trying to talk to me about what he did last night with his mum and sister."

by InterSplice June 5, 2015

flanting

When you try to flaunt but you're too drunk for it to be successful.

That drunk girl was flanting her dance moves at the club last night.

by somegirl1738 February 12, 2017

poo flagging

A popular pastime among teenagers in Copenhagen, which involves decorating dog turd with little paper danish flags.

I'm all out of booze, wanna go poo flagging instead?

by geezerdk January 2, 2012

flanking

Kinda like tittyfucking, but with ass cheeks.

Hannah's ass cheeks are calloused from the dozens of men she's been flanking with.

by chepatitis February 17, 2009

flarging

The stage of a relationship between talking and dating.

John: "Hey. Are you and Sally dating yet?"
Carl: " No. We're still flarging, but hopefully we will be soon."

by Flarger November 8, 2011

poo-flinging shit-for-brains

Anyone who acts like or resembles George W. Bush.

"Nice goin' you poo-flinging shit-for-brains!"

by wouldn't you like to know April 2, 2004