A NED FLANDERS

The reason I hate NED FLANDERS is because of what I heard about him I mean doesn’t IT SEEM A LITTLE TO GOOD TO BE TRUE A FAMILY MAN WHO GOES TO CHURCH EVERY DAY PRAYS AT EVERY MEAL GOES TO BED EVERY DAY AT THE SAME TIME BUT HERES WHAT YOU DON’T KNOW WHO HE REALLY IS OR WHAT HE DOES. HE ENJOYS KIDNAPPING LITTLE GIRLS AND BOYS WHO ARE MEAN AND THEN HE LIKES TO EXACT HIS JUTICE IN JUST THE ASS WITH A TOOL HE MADE FOR THE EXPLICIT PURPOSE OF CAUSING SO MUCH PAIN THAT THEY NEVER WANT TO DO ANYTHING BAD AGAIN BUT I HEAR IF YOU DON’T LISTEN YOU END UP CRAZY AZ FCK U NEVER RECOVER AND ALL YOU WILL DO IS BABBLE NONSENSE AS YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS AS IF YOU HAD SEEN THE DEVIL HIMSELF

Every time time I go to ELA MY teacher gives a me a Ned Flanders I and say NOT A NED FLANDERS Agian

by HOMERDICKSOAP September 29, 2020

getting flandered

When you receive a non-reciprocating hand job from a Sikorsky UH-60 Black Hawk helicopter. Typically done by the rotary wings.

Robbie: I'm so getting flandered later.
Nick: Damn.

by Flobbie Randers May 5, 2017

Flanderize

To betray your friends by making them seem cartoonish.

“Ian you’ve flanderized me”

by Dragontareuca June 29, 2023

Little Flander

Moseys todger

Suck my little flander

by The prince of kk November 30, 2023

Son Of A Ned Flanders

Someone who is a goodie 2 shoes / never does anything wrong, abides by all laws and rules.. usually a virgin who sees sex as something disgusting and to be ashamed of.... Usually a book nerd

Person 1: I'm going out this weekend to the party.

Person 2: Cool! Can I come? I wanna score me some fresh young teen pussy

Person 1: Don't say that!?

Person 2: say what?

Person 1: Pussy... it's such a bad word

Person 2: man shut the fuck up and learn to break some rules once in a while you pussy little son of a ned flanders!

by SpeshalKay September 21, 2018

Flanderous

The disease in which a lesbian cannot go a day without wearing her flannel.

Dude, I think I have flanderous. I haven't taken this flannel in 2 years.

by Kawalshicky October 9, 2017

Flander Effect

The phenomenon wherein a storyteller slightly exaggerates small details of a story every time it is retold to the point where an interesting story becomes outrageously unbelievable.

Storyteller: So now we're flying around the turn at 120 MPH...
Listener 1: Hold on, last time you said you were going 110 MPH, and the time before that 100 MPH...
Listener 2: Sounds like your story has been corrupted by the Flander Effect.

by Mcswaggin balls March 18, 2019