Flamus

A condition which occurs after one ingests potently spiced food, causing a caustic expulsion from the anus, making said person feel as if flames are coming from their GI tract. Can be used in polite conversation.

Tammy: "Gosh, where was Gigi last night? She promised she would meet us on this blind date my cousin Clem set up for us."
JoElle: " Bitch! Please! Didn't you get her text? After her friend Josefina's baby shower, she had a debilitating case of Flamus which, despite Balmex, and a tub soak, nearly got her a skin graft and a colostomy!"

by CDru September 3, 2013

Flamer

Someone whos very openly gay

someone who doesnt have ginger hair, but has red hair

Woah, that kid Aidan is a huge flamer look at the color of his hair!

Woah, that kid Aidan is such a flamer look at his bedazzled purse!

by flamerrrrbrooooo December 29, 2010

Flamerie

Flamerie is a definition for a hot big dicked simp.

Flamerie

by Flamerie September 3, 2021

Flaturbed

The odd phenomena of being disturbed and flattered simultaneously. Often associated with back handed compliments or awkwardly phrased statements.

I was flaturbed by your comment that I had the spinal fluid of a seven year old...

by Cornelius Cardew June 13, 2007

flamrazzle

The pinnacle of perfection, in and refferring to a person or situation, usually with and or accompinied by a smart-ass comback by a friend/opponent

"Dude Zac guess what happened?"

"What?..."

"I scored with your girlfriend last night! =D... it was fuckn flamrazzle"

"Oh yeah... well she has herpies... you asshole =("

by sweet giraffe lovin May 19, 2009

Flatury

Lifting someone's self esteem by complimenting the efficacy of their flatulence.

Hey Mike, that was a nasty smalling fart! Great Job! I hope your head doesn't get too big with all of this flatury.

by royberry June 5, 2011

Flamunga

The sweaty smelly substance produced in your gooch after not showering after multiple days of sweat and grind. Perhaps also when you don't change your underwear for a long time flamunga is produced.

1. Awe dude my flamunga smells so bad right now

2. I have such bad flamunga a going on right now

by Friggedinthehead November 9, 2013