fail flail

A weapon used, similar to the ban hammer, to tell someone that they fail.

I saw your post on ytmnd forums, and I administered the fail flail to it.

John whacked George with the fail flail after George sent him the o rly owl.

emoxlover and MCRocker were smacked with the fail flail by the admins because emo sucks.

by AWPerative July 26, 2006

flailarino

basically what a flail is, except with a little zest

Joe Borowski totally flailed and blew that save against the A's. It cost me 2 grr and a sando. What a flailarino.

by Kevin Gilks June 12, 2007

failsplosion

A sudden, rapid expansion of fail, often occuring near large groups of people.

Me: Dude, I just twisted my ankle outside. They need to salt that entry way.

Peaches: Sucks for you.

Me: But 37 other people also fell on the ice in 5 minutes.

Peaches: Holy crap!

Me: Yeah, it was like a failsplosion out there.

by Fredrick von Winkle March 2, 2010

Failsaurus Rex

The act of epic failing so tremendously it can only be compared to one of the most ridiculously proportioned dinosaurs that ever existed.

Guy 1: I just lost in COD to an 11 year old, 30 to 4.

Guy 2: Failsaurus Rex dude...

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Guy 1: A customer just asked me why they needed a power adapter for their laptop since it is wireless...

Guy 2: Wowwwww, failsaurus rex and a half...

by nightcrawler0188 April 7, 2010

failsach

1) A person whom has the ability to fail, generally in the most epic of ways

2) A master of the fail

what a failsach

by sach32423 October 15, 2010

failsbian

a female who fails at being a lesbian

A lesbian who doesn't appreciate boobs, collarbones or hipbones is a failsbian.

by nutdizzle December 8, 2010

failstaff

A term derived from shakespearean name "falstaff", who is generally identified as a drunkard and a coxcomb. Can be used as an insult if you are among friends who have read the Henriad.

You're such a coxcomb, they should call you Sir John Failstaff.

by Sir Thomas Derpingham III May 1, 2011