floogle horn

Pinkie Pie wants one.

I want a floogle horn!

by TriariusTheThird December 18, 2012

Fagongle

When a female person fondles and gargles a male person's reproductive organs.

She fagongled me for hours last night!

by ABemployee August 14, 2009

Flagglepussy

When a girls pussy is so loose it flaggles to the ground

Yo I fucked this girl last night, her pussy is so loose I think I'd call that shit a flagglepussy

by Lastropong July 6, 2017

Flagpole sit-up

The act of attempting to suck ones own penis.

Steve was so embarrassed when his wife walked in on his attempt to do a flagpole sit-up.

by Ernie Shansen August 20, 2017

rainy flagpole

Hand job given to another person under a table or desk.

Since flags are supposed to be hauled down during rain a flagpole under a protective cover would protect a flag from the rain. Since a flagpole could be an analogy for a penis a penis under a table/desk could be likened to a flagpole protected from the rain - 'rainy flagpole'.

Prudence totally gave me a rainy flagpole during the morning meeting.

by Bucko McCane March 29, 2009

Liberian flagpole

A word used to describe the massive length and girth of an individual's penis. This particular individual would be a native of Liberia.

A Liberian flagpole can measure anywhere from 9 inches to approximately 11 feet soft.

"Look at that guy's dick. I mean that thing is a Liberian Flagpole."

by BustMyCashew37.5 November 7, 2018

shooting tadpoles out your flagpole

v., the act of masturbation, more commonly known as jerking off or fapping

Guy 1: Hey dude, why didn't you come to my party last night? Too busy jerkin' your gerkin?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: You know, spanking the monkey?
Guy 2: What the hell are you talking about?
Guy 1: You know, shooting tadpoles out your flagpole?
Guy 2: Get to the point!
Guy 1: Were you jerking off last night?
Guy 2: Oh! NO WTF

by Kipst3r September 15, 2013