flaggots

People on Craig's List who flag (remove) postings because they are competitors, control freaks, consider themselves arbiters of the online community, and/or are too ignorant or illiterate to become the wikipedian counterpart: the Weeniepedian.

I tried to sell my car on craigslist, but the flaggots took it off because I said it was a chick magnet.

by MonkeyManMark October 11, 2009

flaggot

A person fervently committed to flag symbolism yet typically having little to no regard or comprehension for the actual ideals that the flag or flags are supposed to represent.

That flaggot is more upset at a person burning an American flag than a politician violating the Constitution.

by OV Zombie January 4, 2019

Flaggot

A homosexual male member of color and/or winterguard. A flaggot is one who dabbles in the art of flag twirling, yet also dabbles in the art of pitching/catching.

Look at Timmy drop that flag! Whadda flaggot!

by Weatherluvr November 11, 2009

poo flagging

A popular pastime among teenagers in Copenhagen, which involves decorating dog turd with little paper danish flags.

I'm all out of booze, wanna go poo flagging instead?

by geezerdk January 2, 2012

Flaggot

A derogatory term for someone who wears red, white, and blue clothing to be patriotic, and ends up looking like a big queer. Also: Flag.

Girl: Did you see Dexter at the 4th of July party?
Boy: Oh, yeah. Man, he is such a flaggot.

by Moofis March 16, 2008

Flaggot

1. A person who loves their country so much it seems like they want to perform gay sex with it.

2. Somebody who is literally and openly gay for their country.

1. Guy 1: Today sucks.
Flaggot: BE THANKFULL YOU LIVE IN AMERICA
Guy 1: Calm the fuck down you flaming Flaggot.

2. Flaggot (Man): America is hawt.

by Dmabsteriscoolio November 12, 2009

Flaggot

the sexual act of singing the national anthem of your respected country when climaxing.

We patriots do love to flaggot during intercourse

by prettyflyforaskuxxguy August 7, 2011