flarp

the act of participating in interspecies sex

Scottsmen flarp their sheep out in the tall grass where no one can see.

by Anonymous October 25, 2003

Flarp

Kids toy from a dollar store that makes fart like noises and is putty like.

Pussy when wet sounds like flarp.

by CAT1015 March 13, 2015

Flarping

Fapping and farting at the same time.

I had to go flarping myself.

by MCGPY August 22, 2016

Flarping

When you flirt with your girl/man while you're larping

So I was larping the other day and girl totally was into me. It was a flarping.

by Leonhearted August 15, 2017

Flarp

dying fish

I am a flarping fish.

by gh98764 June 15, 2018

Flarp

A very weird, loud noise that is in the fart family but at the same time totally different. Flarps are funny and can be used to describe a ballofna

person 1: *FLARP*
person 2: nice
person 1: well DUH its a flarp

by vlotbotsquad November 25, 2018

flarp-tart

Someone who farts deliberately to annoy others.

'He was such a flarp-tart, he just wanted to annoy us !'

by flarptart101 June 13, 2019