Fixin' it

A way to describe masturbating (typically used by girls because it supposedly sounds less dirty).

Other conjugations: Fix it ("I need to fix it) or Fixed it (I just fixed it)

"Oh my gosh Becky, I am like sooo horny. I definitely am going to be fixin' it tonight!!"

by vodkasoderr December 2, 2010

Fixing guitars

suspicous activity at the house of one of the opposite sex

Alice couldn't come to our party because she was fixing guitars with Tom.

by tweak August 4, 2003

fixing to start

A Southern way to say that someone is suffering from PMS, or about to start her period.

Donna Sue has been so cranky, since she's fixing to start and everything.

by theVanimal January 23, 2008

fixing to

when southerners are about to accomplish tasks. pronounced "fiddin ta"

We fiddin ta get blazed up in herrrr.

by David Koresh June 7, 2005

fixing a bike

The term, fixing a bike, is a code word for giving someone a blow job. It comes from the event of one girl telling one guy, "If you bring Colton some food, I will give you a blow job." Well this one girl hasn't practiced this yet so while the guy was gone, I said she may practice upon me. Of course it would seem rather odd to do it right in the school parking lot out in the open so I told her that she can look like she is fiddling with the gears while I sit atop my bike and she can look as though she is fixing it but she is really just giving me head. The guy ended up not bringing me food. The girl got off lucky...

"He fixes bikes."

"Do you fix bikes?"

"She fixed his bike two weeks ago."

by Colton Hughes April 29, 2005

Y'all get your fixin's?

The most epic slogan of all time, created by Lester from Lesters Fixings. Lesters Fixings make random soda flavours like for example Peanut Butter Jelly soda, or Buffalo Wings soda.

Person: *drinks one of Lesters sodas*
Also person: *sees slogan*
Y'ALL GET YOUR FIXIN'S??!!
Person: Lester, I got my fixin's.

by Flamingo epicccc June 13, 2020

fixing-you

If someone is 'fixing-you' it means that they are trying their hardest to heal your injury using their buttocks.

A good example of this is when someone has an eye infection, so the best way to heal this infection is to pin down the person with the infected eye and get someone, preferrably with a really hairy gooch, to plant their meat canyon on to the infected area. It is guaranteed to make the person feel heaps better. Often really ugly chicks also need to be 'fixed' so instead of staring at their misfortunate face, feel free to tie them to a car bonnet and apply the 'fixing-you' method to their hideous face. hoje!

by BIG MACCA October 5, 2005