Frederick Fitzgerald Fazbinton the III

Rapist and philosophyst of the 1700's.
He Is know for writing "Five days at Frederick's court" and also for creating the First condom out of sheep foreskin.

"Tyler have you ever Heard of Frederick Fitzgerald Fazbinton the III? He Is so cool! I want to be like him"
"I am the author of a series of vehicular manslaughters".Tyler was visibly excited.

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John Fitzgerald Kennedy

The worst president ever, actually is in hell with Margaret thatcher.

John Fitzgerald Kennedy got assasinated for a reason

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Edward Grillo Assasinated John Fitzgerald Kennedy: The Senior Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Edward Grillo Assasinated John Fitzgerald Kennedy: The Senior Juvenile Release

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Derek Fitzgerald

A Derek Fitzgerald is usually the sexiest kindest person you can meet . Has a horsecock and will fuck your bitch if he don’t fuck with you . He once smoked black tar heroin with Tupac

Holy fucking shit I want to be fucked by Derek Fitzgerald so bad

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brennan fitzgerald

A fucking legend who gets all the bitches.

Oh, it's Brennan Fitzgerald...I think I am gonna have an orgasm.

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Usually the most mechanically incline. If they aren’t already bald they probably will be. Their favorite car parts consist of turbos, electrical tape and zip ties. You can always find them at pick-n-pulls if any establishment similar.

Brian Fitzgerald is a zip tie man

by Barry Mahogany February 6, 2020

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