Iowa City firehose

When a man is soooo drunk that he passes out naked on his back and eventually starts to piss, straight up in the air, spraying EVERYTHING in sight.

Guy: Bro, you wont believe it, this total slut took me home last night.
Friend: Noice! Do tell.
Guy: Well, I blacked out and came to with her screaming that I had let the "Iowa City firehose" loose on her.

Friend: Ha! Dooshkabob.

by Dictocracker May 22, 2018

brown firehose

Explosive, soupy diarrhea, the kind that shoots out of your butt with so much volume and intensity that you could probably put out a fire.

You better not eat too many Cinnabons, or you’ll end up on the toilet with a brown firehose.

by Muhhhhgooooo September 24, 2022

Tijuana firehose

Set a girls boobs on fire, then titty fu*k her while peeing

Im going to to give this hoodrat a "Tijuana firehose "!!

by Illanoize March 23, 2021

doggy firehose

when u stick it in the wrong hole then she pees on u and u pee on her

i stuck it in the wrong one and we doggy firehosed

by qwesxdfcvghesxcfhg March 8, 2019

Transylvanian Firehose

A sexual maneuver in which a man lops off the head of his own penis and sprays one or more other individuals with the resulting blood spray.

Alan's in the ER after attempting a Transylvanian Firehose.

by Aohaku July 20, 2016

rusty firehose

Describes a person with uncontrollable, watery diarrhea, or the act itself. Anyone so privileged as to view the output would note that it resembles nothing so much as the expulsion of a rusty firehose.

I stayed home from work because of the stomach flu and had a garbage plate for lunch. I spent the next three hours on the throne doing my impression of a rusty firehose.

by wellwhoopdedooo February 10, 2009