Altadena Firehose

When an individual prematurely ejaculates into their own eye as they are “pulling out”.

Nihash got gave himself an Altadena Firehose last night.. took an hour to get his eyesight back.

by Kdirt May 28, 2021

rusty firehose

When ones nut is so fat that a little pee come out.

Damn man last night I fucked this hot girl and I got a damn rusty firehose

by Joacochaco1 March 4, 2018

Captain Firehose

A Man who DOUSES unsuspecting women with copious amounts of semen.

Jane was attacked by a maniac also known as Captain Firehose.

by DaedricToast February 21, 2014

loose firehose

When i'm changing my kids diaper, just when i'm about to lock it around him he starts spraying like old faithful!

I just got done wiping his backside and BOOM! He starts spraying like a loose firehose!

by donnieshutthefuckup January 30, 2008

Unattended Firehose

A sexual term. When a man is given a hand job while not erected and ejaculates in every direction. This is due to his penis flopping around from the hand's jerking motion.. much like an unattended firehose pumping water and flailing about.

Last night, I let Jackie in on what the Unattended Firehose was and skeeted all over her new sheets.

by Helicopter in the shower November 4, 2009

drinking from the firehose

to be overwhelmed (with information, work, etc.); to do something intensely; to be inundated

I'm still drinking from the firehose, learning all about working in this new world that I find myself in.

I've been drinking from the firehose this semester, trying to pass all these chemistry courses.

by Hypercycloid July 18, 2006

drinking from the firehose

Drinking from the Firehose is being a part of Stan the man's classes where you get so much information in a short amount of time and lots of information leaks out.

I know that this is a lot of information, so I'm just letting you know. My class is a lot like drinking from the firehose: Lots of information so drink what you can.

by youneedadrink101 April 26, 2010