by It's Billy Silly January 4, 2009
The visual effect on a psychedelic trip where geometric patterns appear on top of your vision kinda like snapchat filters
by Math.us November 28, 2019
Both good and evil, this term describes a person, a situation, or a thing. This is essentially the exact same as a mother fucker, but is more fun to say.
1. Check out that meat spinning milter filter in his Hummer talking on an iPhone! (insult)
2. Lindsey just drank Jimmy under the table. What a highly dangerous badass milter filter! (compliment)
3. Milter filter! Couldn't you have at least puked in the toilet? (bad situation)
4. Dude, where's my car? I could have sworn I parked that milter filter here. (thing)
5. You had sex with my mom? You milter filter! (???)
2. Lindsey just drank Jimmy under the table. What a highly dangerous badass milter filter! (compliment)
3. Milter filter! Couldn't you have at least puked in the toilet? (bad situation)
4. Dude, where's my car? I could have sworn I parked that milter filter here. (thing)
5. You had sex with my mom? You milter filter! (???)
by Battoo May 20, 2008
by Dumpology August 13, 2010
Utter lack of common sense to make intelligent decisions between options, when one of them is, by far, the best.
Client: "I want to know why I keep choosing the wrong guy to fall in love with... Is it that I am cursed?
Tarot Reader: "Let´s see. Cut the deck with your left hand two times to the left. Now, choose a card"
Client: "Oh No! The Devil card! See? I am cursed!
Tarot Reader: "No darling, in this case The Devil card means filter failure, in other words, that you are stupidly attached to your lower instincts."
Suit 1: "Man, I can´t catch up with my Tweeter account... information overload."
Suit 2: "Not at all. It´s not info overload. It is filter failure!"
"
Tarot Reader: "Let´s see. Cut the deck with your left hand two times to the left. Now, choose a card"
Client: "Oh No! The Devil card! See? I am cursed!
Tarot Reader: "No darling, in this case The Devil card means filter failure, in other words, that you are stupidly attached to your lower instincts."
Suit 1: "Man, I can´t catch up with my Tweeter account... information overload."
Suit 2: "Not at all. It´s not info overload. It is filter failure!"
"
by rperazag May 31, 2010
A mechanism, task or object used to separate people that are of high quality or ability from those that are not - to proverbially "separate the wheat from the chaff". Most commonly used to describe bosses/levels in singleplayer/co-op games, but can be used in real life too.
playing a co-op computer game
"This wave (6/10) is way too hard. Only teams with real good teamwork and communication can seem to pass it."
"Yup, it's a real noob filter."
after an exam
"How was the paper?"
"I think it was alright, I just couldn't do questions 3, 6 and 8."
"Same, I guess those are the noob filter questions."
"This wave (6/10) is way too hard. Only teams with real good teamwork and communication can seem to pass it."
"Yup, it's a real noob filter."
after an exam
"How was the paper?"
"I think it was alright, I just couldn't do questions 3, 6 and 8."
"Same, I guess those are the noob filter questions."
by Randomystick November 18, 2020
a word from German origin, originally used in a joke - now used to insult people commonly referred to as mentally retarded. The story behind is this: A desperate couple wants to have sex but has run out of condoms. Having thought about it again and again, they finally agree on using coffee filter paper instead. The woman gets pregnant and gives birth to a boy. Due to the filtering process within the sexual act, the boy when born is utterly dumb.
by Ava April 11, 2005