Ravioli Filibuster

The act of finding an Italian prostitute and having them wrap your own umbilical chord from birth around your neck while they're inserting an artificial penis up your rectum.

"Bro that ravioli filibuster I got last night got me barely walking right now."

by Marshall8912 May 26, 2025

five-frase filibuster

Or "phive-phrase philibuster". Refers to a knock-knock joke, since its utilization needlessly adds lots of extra words to said utterance, especially in "everyday" or "ordinary" instances where a simple question or statement would have sufficed.

Employing a five-frase filibuster may indeed consume extra time and lung-power, but it also can often greatly relieve tension and cause a possibly-less-than-welcome statement/question to be received considerably more calmly and/or amicably than it might have been if you'd simply blurted it out "directly".

by QuacksO July 18, 2021

Filibluntster

A person that starts a story every time they go to pass the blunt but, forgets to pass the blunt.

Let's go to my boy's house to burn
Nah man, that Filibluntster just smokes up all my bud and tells the same stories over and over.

by D-momoney July 14, 2015

Filibusted

\ ˈfiləˌbəstəd/
adjective

1. when you eaten at a restaurant and get caught trying to dine and dash

Ron and Taryn were having a great time at the buffet... until they got filibusted

by anonymous May 3, 2022

Fillbuster

No amount of this is going to stop me from stabbing the first kid I get within arms reach of.

Hym "Don't let a media fillbuster get your kids killed. I'm not going to stop until I get the credit and the money and if they don't stop I'm not going to. Make the pundits end the fillbuster and don't let that Kilmar Abredo Garcia step one foot in America before they address the surveillance and the theft of my property. Make them stop fillbustering. Any means necessary. They do not care about my rights so don't let them invoke thier rights. Don't let them throw your kids life away in the name of 'standing up to bullies.' That isn't what they are doing here. They have already gotten your kids killed in Uvalde. They have already gotten your kids killed in Santa fe. They have gotten the parents in Waukesha Wisconsin killed. Don't let them do it again. Make them stop. Make them talk. Make them admit they were wrong because they are still covering up the fact that they buried a story that has gotten dozen of people killed."

by Hym Iam April 23, 2025