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Fidouchebag

A person or organization that self-portrays as acting as fiduciary, or rather according to the duty of the client's holistic best interests but is in fact just talking their own book and conforming client needs to those recommendations which possess advantageous financial outcomes over other alternative recommendations which are better suited for client objectives.
Scenario
Fidouchebag: "Hey, I'd like to help you meet your goals."
Client: "Cool! I'd like to retire when I'm 60, can you advise me how to do this?"

The RegRep
Fidouchebag: "As someone who passed their 7 and says smart sounding things about the markets, you should purchase these commission products and we'll switch in a year or so because there will be a fancy sounding market-based reason that will help you make such crazy high returns."
Client: "That sounds great - I guess that will help me retire..."

The IAR
Fidouchebag: "We personally manage multi-asset class portfolios of publicly- traded equity and fixed income securities directly on your behalf, which is so superior to products because we outperform them. We should manage for yearly fee 100% of your marketable assets because we will achieve better returns than other options"
Client: "That sounds great - I guess that will help me retire..."

The Financial Planner
Fidouchebag: "For an advisory fee, I'll tell you should invest in this or that because it's the next great thing and that you should spend less, save more, and take risk over long time periods because regardless of your retirement goal you can always have more."
Client: "That sounds great - I guess that will help me retire..."
by kfasz October 11, 2021
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fikoh

Fikoh
Nice and rare name. He is a wonderful child. He is very noble-hearted, and often helps his friends and often treats him. Many people love him because he is a friendly person. He is a mature-minded person and is very strong. His weakness is that he easily forgives the people he loves so much, but he will definitely rise again to make him happy. not sad.
The point is you will be lucky if you are friends with him and don't let yourself break your relationship with him, you will definitely lose.
Fikoh is a great person, a hard worker and cares about others. Yes, this is FIKOH
by yvxlya November 22, 2021
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FikusWikström

Fikus Wikström is a person who does not know what versaler is and he cannot spell the swedish Word ”pincett”.

He/she does not know how to fix the Wi-Fi att his parents house. He doesn’t even know what Wi-Fi is! What a moron

His dick is so small he has to lure it out with sugar and a tweezer. Its also a known fact that his underwear has holes in it beacuse his small dick needs fresh air. Kind of pathetic.
Låt ossoch toadränka FikusWikström!
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filou

awesome amazing super attractive girlfriend

Filou is a special type of girl whos nowhere to be found except for Haarlem, Utrecht or the gamestate. Shes the sweetest girl alive and is almost by my side all the time. Shes funny too (shes got it all) what else? Great taste in games and movies overall shes the best and i love her.
(guy1) yo dude i think i found my filou
(guy2) dont ever let her go

(guy1) yk i wont
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Fidouchidairy

A person or persons displaying douche like tendencies and personality traits
You're really a fidouchidairy ass n**a
by anonymous May 7, 2023
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