Usually occurring at house parties, a situation in which there exists a huge imbalance between males and females. In which there are 10x more single males at the party looking to get laid then there are available females. A cock festival can also be declared when there are loads of females but they either have b/f's or are Christian nut jobs..in which either cause you're not getting laid.
by Kevomanw3443 November 19, 2007
Paul was not looking forward to leaving college to head back home to be with his family for the festival of fights
by sheila in the car November 24, 2010
by Paul Sise October 18, 2004
a fake blonde girl who tries to be the relevant center of attention by crashing a boys-only music festival weekend hangout
Julia’s a festival whore, she crashed the boys-only escape music festival weekend and had unprotected sex with one of them
by asleepyflower December 14, 2022
23rd December, the eve of Christmas Eve; JUST as exciting as Christmas Eve, and Christmas Day for that matter, Christmas Eve Eve truly deserves its own title!
Just one rule; you MUST wear something- anything- red or green (in keeping with the festiveness).
Just one rule; you MUST wear something- anything- red or green (in keeping with the festiveness).
by Shmagoo April 24, 2011
Politically correct version of "clusterfuck". Used in business and professional settings to denote a total fiasco where multiple events have gone wrong resulting in a complete meltdown of the situation.
This year's corporate retreat digressed into a clown festival when caterers forgot the alcohol, storms flooded the conference room and Jason exposed himself to the executives' wives.
by wch-meister August 18, 2015
1) A series of excessive, self-congratulatory statements or actions
2) A really disorganized situation with loads of people in the way.
3) A situation involving much disorder, but those involved think that everything is going well.
2) A really disorganized situation with loads of people in the way.
3) A situation involving much disorder, but those involved think that everything is going well.
1) Dave: Everyone in the office seems really happy about this award we won!
Nelly: It really is turning into a festival of handclaps.
2) Dave: Wow, where did all these people come from?! I can't find a thing!
Nelly: I'm tired of this festival of handclaps! Clap clap clap!
3) Dave: Why is everyone so chipper? That's the third client we've lost this month!
Lauren: They are acting like they're oblivious... It's a total festival of handclaps!
Nelly: It really is turning into a festival of handclaps.
2) Dave: Wow, where did all these people come from?! I can't find a thing!
Nelly: I'm tired of this festival of handclaps! Clap clap clap!
3) Dave: Why is everyone so chipper? That's the third client we've lost this month!
Lauren: They are acting like they're oblivious... It's a total festival of handclaps!
by Sapphires and Swingstars December 7, 2006