female 

a dick-less queef machine that is obsessed with such trivial questions as "what are we" and "can we go on a real date instead of fucking in your mom's Subaru."

Tell Brenda to stop being such a fucking female. Just cause she blew me in the parking lot at Applebee' s doesnt mean I'm buying her dinner.

female by I want the top May 17, 2018

female 

The human female specie is a self-praising, self-centered cruel version of the male one. They feel the need to talk alot more about their lives, the need to talk behind their friend's backs and being much more cruel than men in different situations when one needs their help or understanding. Generally fall in love in rich people with money, when claim that the looks don't matter and they're virgins until they get married. They think much more of themselves than they are, when they think much less of others. They expect to be treated like queens when they treat others like crap, and so on.
They often think they're better and smarter than men and do all kinds of feminist organizations to praise themselves when men don't even claim they're the better side, ever.

Male: Please help me...
Female: No! I have my own problems!

Female: Please help me...
Male: Okay, what's the problem?

Female: I HATE ALL MEN!!!

Male: She's really great, I love her.

Female: He's rich! I'll hire someone to kill him and get his money.

female by -_Realist_- May 31, 2007

Female 

Source for cooking and sex.

Hey, female. FUCK YOUR FICTIONAL RIGHTS!! Fuck me then make me a sammich, dumb cunt.

Female by FUCK LAMB OF GOD August 1, 2008

Female 

The superior gender is almost every way, shape and form.

"Being female is the most amazing thing ever. I have a hot, curvaceous body, no icky body hair, get treated like a goddess everywhere I go, can get infinite free money via OnlyFans, and am loved by everyone. The only downside is that I get periods. That sucks I guess."

Female by KrimsonKatt August 3, 2021

Female 

Some say there is many genders, some say there are two. I say there is one, females are property

I got my female to suck me off in the showers

Female by Ricky “the lord” Berwick December 18, 2018

female 

A weird and hard to understand not man person.

female: I Hate YOUUU!!!
Dude: ok
Female: How come men never see our signs

female by Chubbycheeksdude June 10, 2021

Female 

a condition which inhibits the subjects ability to operate a motor vehicle of any type. may result in death and/or injury of millions of people every year

just go for a car ride... if you see a female you will understand

Female by robyn pyle September 10, 2007