felk

Acronym for Facts Equal Liberal Kryptonite. Used by the radical right wing fringe to imply that progressives or liberals cannot handle the truth and do not have the facts.

"Treefriend is a bigger felk than Jessie Jackson Jr."

by Treefriend December 23, 2008

Felske

to vomit or disgorge; a violent act of ruminating

At the Christmas party, Ron 'felsked ' all over the pool table

by Al Bing January 10, 2006

fenske

When you go from anal-play to mouth-play in a consecutive manner.

Yo, I fenske'd her last night!

by theekaiok July 12, 2017

the fetsko shmetsko

the art of tonguing a yeast infected vagina while receiving a bilbo bagginsfrom an Ecuadorian chimpanzee named Hector.

Marrrk delivered the dopest fetsko shmetsko to Veronica last night.

by Borton February 2, 2004

Flesketorpedoen

A "Flesketorpedo" is Norwegian for "Meat torpedo". The flesketorpedo is a tool (almost) every single man on earth has between his legs, mainly used to plow ladies. To "Activate the Flesketorpedo" means to ejaculate extremely hard.

"Du skulla sjett forige fredag, da fikk æ varmt omslag ronjt Flesketorpedoen"

by Verngris June 11, 2019

Felsh

The act of vigorously breathing vape clouds in and out of someone's anus.

My girlfriend loves it when I felsh her because it makes her butthole smell like cotton candy-flavored Bubblicious.

by abbabbeggi June 24, 2019

Felsgold

A high quality brand of beer made in Germany.

It is so exquisite, that it's only being sold in special stores called Metro.
It's available as Pilsener, Export Lager and Wheat Beer

Friend A: Hey, wanna grab a beer?

Friend B: If it's some good old Felsgold, yeah.

by debil3000 October 24, 2019