Skip to main content

Moocher’s Fee

When an individual who didn’t contribute to purchasing a product takes a percentage of an item a friend bought.

Moocher’s Fee can range between 5%-15% but anything above this percetange would be considered Ass Raped definition #4
Jorge purchased a rare whisky online but needed it delivered to Larry’s house because no one would be home to accept Jorge’s delivery.

Jorge “Hey Larry, can I have this product shipped to your place?” Larry replies “Hey bud, no problem but I’ll have to charge you a 10% Moocher’s Fee” - Once the item arrived, Larry poured 10% into his personal decanter. Leaving Jorge with 90% of the whisky.
by WhiskyDuo February 18, 2019
mugGet the Moocher’s Fee mug.

K-fee

An old series of coffee flavored energy drink commercials featuring, “screamers”, which show a relaxing scene that gets abruptly interrupted by a zombie or a gargoyle while screaming, which could potentially scare the viewer. This concept is to demonstrate the effects of their products.

In 2019, the ads brought back by a YouTube user named Finder Lurker. But unlike the original commercials, which had zombies and gargoyles as the creatures jumping up, the creature that pops up is now a demonic ghost-like trans woman. These “modern” advertisements have not been proven to be official and still remain a mystery among fans of the ads.
Person 1: Have you seen the new K-fee ads?

Person 2: Yeah, they’re scary! I couldn’t sleep for a whole week!
by SunFlow3 March 20, 2021
mugGet the K-fee mug.

Rehome Fee

A fee invented by pet-owners selling their pets to make money.
I am selling a 2 year old lab mix. Asking for a $500 rehome fee.
by morganwilltrollyou December 6, 2011
mugGet the Rehome Fee mug.

Don Fee

From the Cantonese "donphi" meaning "fart". Don Fee = male fart. (A female fart is Dawn Fee).
(Pull out your cell phone when you feel a fart coming on)
"Excuse me, I have to take this call from Don Fee Heating & Air Conditioning".
(Walk away to fart in private)
by Burt Farp May 14, 2006
mugGet the Don Fee mug.

Fee-hee-hee-heeneh!

The catchphrase of the character Eric from Boy Meets World as he addresses poor old Mr Feeney. Eric also once made a customized doll that played this phrase when you pulled its string.
Eric: Feeney? Is that you?
Mr. Feeney: Maybe if I'm quiet he'll go away.
Eric: Feeney! Fee-hee-hee-heeneh! Dog!
by CrazyAxer August 5, 2009
mugGet the Fee-hee-hee-heeneh! mug.

nommable fee

A fee charged or debt payed with food and/or drink, esp. very good food or alcohol.

Nommable fees are often charged when the debtor is an amazing cook, or occasionally when they are unwilling or unable to pay their debts financially.
I didn't feel right charging Melanie for computer repair, and she's a damned good cook, so I charged her a nommable fee.

Bob won't pay up the cash I loaned him. He keeps asking if we can call it a nommable fee.
by Ryumitsu August 9, 2010
mugGet the nommable fee mug.

Mendell Fee

The Mendell fee is what is referred to as a preferred fee and will be tacked on to the price of the said service or item you are providing to your 'friend'
by Bar-fa-lo-mule August 28, 2011
mugGet the Mendell Fee mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email