Fancy Feast

When a female is in a handstand position with her legs spread out shoulder length, two candles lit upon each foot, and a table cloth over the vagina with a hole allowing the male to eat out the the female. This is a fancy feast for the male. BON APPETIT!

Nathan: Guess what I just did?

Elner: What?

Nathan: Dude, smell my breathe!

Elner: Woah! You definitely had a fancy feast.

Nathan: Yeah! With your mom! Boy can she cook!

by nadeezyforsheezy August 17, 2009

Moving Feast

The cum trail that trickles down chin, after ejaculation.

She tried to swallow it all up, but it was a moving feast

by Bigc7777777 January 9, 2013

feasting lion

When a bearded man eats out a girl on her period.

Laura called out "its time for the feasting lion" just as she burst into menstruation.

by Tim L January 19, 2005

Hairy Feast

A person so cool/awsome they are counted as a human feast.

Shane: Adam you hairy feast what are you up to?
Adam: Not much nigger just chillin

by HWANER July 21, 2010

Trump feast

A large meal of fast food and diet Coke at every meal, every day. fast food, Mc Donalds, Burger King, Wendys, Taco Bell, diet Coke, President Trump, Trumper, Trumpism, Trump army, Trump armor, Trump speak, Winter Whitehouse, the Orange King

I’m on a diet, but I had a rough day, I need a Trump feast as a reward.

by joecoolthefool December 11, 2017

Feast or Famine

Refers to the phenomenon of either having too many women in your life, typically so many that it becomes messy, (feast) or having no women at all (famine).

When it comes to the ladies, it seems like its either feast or famine.

by McSandtrap May 12, 2008

Ass Feast

When a fat woman or mans pants ride up thier ass and it looks like thier butt is devowering thier pants.

"Look at that Fat Womans Ass Feast!"

"Hey Bob, pull out your Ass Feast."

by Good Time Gravy October 11, 2005